Vegetarianism Quotes

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

Head Waiter: This is a vegetarian restaurant — we serve no meat of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it.

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.