Underwear Quotes

I wanted to change the world
But I could not even change my underwear

And always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never knew when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you'd die of shame.

What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.