Twitter Quotes

Twitter is about relationships. Relationships are about trust. Therefore, Twitter is about trust.

I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

To unfollow or not to unfollow, this is the question. To follow or not to follow, this is another question.

I can't see your tweets, I forgot my lenses.

If you are wondering why I unfollowed you, just ask yourself "why would someone unfollow me?" and you will get the answer.

I don't think that Twitter team really enjoy using Twitter, how many mentions they get per day!

Dear followers we don't care about your boy/girl friend, so stop tweeting about them and do whatever you want.. out of here!

Those who fail in my examination, I simply unfollow them; and those who stay, stay.

Only smart tweeps, understand smart tweets.

If I unfollow you, it doesn't mean I hate you. It means YOU DON'T HAVE A STORY.

The shortcomings of social media would not bother me awfully if I did not suspect that Facebook friendship and Twitter chatter are displacing real rapport and real conversation, just as Gutenberg’s device displaced remembering. The things we may be unlearning, tweet by tweet — complexity, acuity, patience, wisdom, intimacy — are things that matter.

In an actual discussion, the marshaling of information is cumulative, complication is acknowledged, sometimes persuasion occurs. In a Twitter discussion, opinions and our tolerance for others’ opinions are stunted.

My thought was 'this is my Twitter. I can do whatever I want.' But certain companies I work with contacted me about what I was saying.

When someone says something nice about you, and you retweet it, you're bragging!

If I tweet about something, it's because it's good. Nobody ever pays me to tweet.

Sometimes I think about a tweet: would this bore me if I did that? I just don't want to waste people's time.

Is anyone even listening to me? Is everyone just on Twitter?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Austin gets tweeted immediately.

Considering my fifteen years of IRC and Twitter, I certainly have written more words than Shakespeare ever did in his entire life.

Mubarak's speech is less loathesome if you imagine him working with Geoffrey Rush for months to overcome stuttering.