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Love is complete acceptance. If you love the dog and you don't love also his flees, you don't love it.

I renamed my wifi as "Anti Terrorist Surveillance" for joke last month. This morning men in suits turned up to investigate. Oops.

And no, that was not an April Fool. Sorry to everyone in the Marque office for the inconvenience. #sometimesIamSuchAnIdiot

*swoon* *dribble* *froth* At MIT being shown the future. Robotics, VR, so many toys, so little time xxx

What's my girlfriend doing right now? Checking the bin for a potentially unopened pack of McCoys. So yeah, me, Jay Z,.. similar.

Considering my fifteen years of IRC and Twitter, I certainly have written more words than Shakespeare ever did in his entire life.

Mubarak's speech is less loathesome if you imagine him working with Geoffrey Rush for months to overcome stuttering.

Quedé con tu sonrisa grabada en mi recuerdo y el corazón me dice que no te olvidaré...

Quedé con tu sonrisa grabada en mi recuerdo y el corazón me dice que no te olvidaré...

Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.

I imagine I get the same pride parents have watching their kids play soccer when I see my car go through the car wash.

Many companies eject the critical cultural organisms that will process dead matter into nourishment.

Many companies eject the critical cultural organisms that will process dead matter into nourishment.

XMAS WELL WISHERS. Disguise your Xmas parcels as bills to ensure delivery before the 25th.

Today's Sesame Street will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.

Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

Wanna tell me I'm too wide for the sky? Totally cool. But fair warning, folks: IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, YOU MAY BE EJECTED FROM SOUTHWESTAIR.

Prejudice is a disease. So is fashion. But I will not wear prejudice.

When I introduce Alisha to my mates she can only wave at them. well funny. They must think she's got rabies or somethin.

They say a person speaks on average 15000 words a day. Can that be true? I used to go through whole days without saying a word.

Still don't know what that storm was. Been online all day but still no joy. Maybe it's a government thing? They're covering their tracks?