Tv Quotes

Excuse me but I don't think Penny is out of line at all. You don't own her. It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like you should've put a ring on it.

Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy!

No you wouldn't! You would be intimidated by my wealth and fame!

Aquaman sucks!

But then she meets a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard.

That sounds like me... but no!

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.

Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage' Y’know? Mine’s gonna say 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive'.

No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's... That's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!

Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Say Rachel, how would you like to go to a movie sometime? ..... As my lover.

Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes, I assure you, that in none of them, am I dancing.

Peter (at church): Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?