Excuse me but I don't think Penny is out of line at all. You don't own her. It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like you should've put a ring on it.
Submitted by sandrampage almost 7 years ago
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Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy!
Submitted by sandrampage almost 7 years ago
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No you wouldn't! You would be intimidated by my wealth and fame!
Submitted by sandrampage almost 7 years ago
1 love
But then she meets a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard.
Submitted by sandrampage almost 7 years ago
1 love
What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
Submitted by hohansen almost 7 years ago
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Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
Submitted by hohansen almost 7 years ago
2 loves
Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
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Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
3 loves
No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
1 love
Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
1 love
Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
1 love
Say Rachel, how would you like to go to a movie sometime? ..... As my lover.
— Gunther
Submitted by Rhian182 almost 7 years ago
2 loves
Peter (at church): Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
Submitted by Zaoth about 7 years ago
3 loves