1. You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

    Bernard Black

    24 loves

  2. Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

    Brittany S. Pierce

    20 loves

  3. Fezes are cool!

    The Doctor

    17 loves

  4. Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues.

    Samantha McPherson

    15 loves

  5. I want to go to there.

    Liz Lemon

    14 loves

  6. Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

    Bernard Black

    13 loves

  7. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

    Homer Simpson

    13 loves