Trousers Quotes

Modern day statuary died with the advent of the trouser.

It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!

At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them. Explain that.

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f*ck’s really goin' on down there? Who is the real hero?