Better being kicked in the ass than to be an ass.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent 4 months ago
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The wedding lasts for two or three days, but the trouble stays longer.
Submitted by Vikrant about 3 years ago
Trouble is my middle name … actually it’s Lee, but I prefer trouble.
Submitted by ironatmosphere over 3 years ago
...all right is almost always where we eventually land, even if we f*ck up entirely along the way.
Submitted by rocketChips over 4 years ago
“Any ordeal that you can survive as a human
being is an improvement in your character,
and usually an improvement in your life.”
Submitted by laurenreilly over 4 years ago
Better an end with horror, than a horror without end.
Submitted by ctwillie almost 5 years ago
In times like these, it is always good to remember that there have always been times like these.
Submitted by Cygnus over 5 years ago
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
Submitted by Cygnus almost 6 years ago
Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
Submitted by hohansen almost 6 years ago
Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.
Submitted by dajbelshaw over 6 years ago
We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh... "squeal like a pig" kind of trouble?
Submitted by riftkind over 6 years ago
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Submitted by Cygnus over 6 years ago
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Submitted by ellecee over 6 years ago
Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Submitted by Qotemin over 6 years ago
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.