Tennis Quotes

I'm so glad I'm not playing me today.

He hit a baby sparrow when he was practising his serve...I think he killed it. My mum told me about it when I woke up this morning.

There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.

Middle age…occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "F*ck it, cut em up!"

TV tennis is to live tennis pretty much as video porn is to the felt reality of human love