I'm so glad I'm not playing me today.
Submitted by ArkAngel 11 months ago
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He hit a baby sparrow when he was practising his serve...I think he killed it. My mum told me about it when I woke up this morning.
Submitted by amaguire over 2 years ago
There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
Middle age…occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "F*ck it, cut em up!"
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
TV tennis is to live tennis pretty much as video porn is to the felt reality of human love
Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago