Teenagers Quotes

youth has power, a kind of divine power straight from mother nature

Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.

Boys are perhaps beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of eighteen months and ninety years.

He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility.

This is Mission Control requesting permission to rock out.

I'm Jewish. That's no cakewalk either. Last year I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run!

I love being told not to drink by a pot-head hippie guidance counselor.

I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment.

All my new friends think I'm some goody-two-shoes and all my old friends think I'm throwing my life away. What the hell am I supposed to do?

Tonight, Little Monsters, we're the cool kids at the party.

The risks facing contemporary teenagers bear solemn testimony to the church's ineffectiveness at addressing adolescence. Youth look to the church to show them something -- Someone -- capable of turning their lives inside out and the world upside down. Most of the time we have offered them pizza.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

I tend to be a subscriber to the idea that you have everything you need by the time you're 12 years old to do interesting writing for most of the rest of your life - certainly by the time you're 18.

What's he gonna do with that? It's like a McDonalds chip!

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

They're my parents. They're just there. They cook my food, buy my clothes and get on my tits. Just like everyone else's parents.