Tea Quotes

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.

Stands the Church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Women are like tea bags, they don't know how strong they are until they get into hot water.

There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea is asleep and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes.

Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.

Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

We had a kettle; we let it leak:
Our not repairing made it worse.
We haven't had any tea for a week...
The bottom is out of the Universe.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

If a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.

I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who for twenty years diluted his meals with only the infusion of the fascinating plant; who with tea amused the evening, with tea solaced the midnight, and with tea welcomed the morning.

If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; if you are depressed, it will cheer you; if you are excited, it will calm you.

Come along inside... We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.