Tattoo Quotes

I'm going to get tattoo that says "Helvetica", but I am going to get it in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her.

This is on account of my loving you forever.

This is f*cking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my chest... but... of my face. Yeah! Double me! Feel it!

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.