Short Quotes

Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.

I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love – time is eternity

The only thing short about a short sale is the tempers it creates.

The only thing short about a short sale is the tempers it creates.

The best is yet to be.

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.

At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them. Explain that.

Dr Dorian, I owe you an apology. Obviously I was unclear when I said, "Stay in the MRI room with that patient." It must have sounded like, "Leave, and do other things."

Me, has this report

Inspiring final lines of a speech douchebags will quote in their Facebook profiles!