Shopping Quotes

Retail is detail.

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'

The Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this by driving around...until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star...until it led them to a parking space.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.