Sexual Quotes

When in doubt, yank it out.

Then I pushed it in a bit, then out a bit, then in a bit, then my legs ached, then out again, then back in and then it went off and now she's pregnant.

Now, should we treat women as independent agents, responsible for themselves? Of course. But being responsible has nothing to do with being raped. Women don’t get raped because they were drinking or took drugs. Women do not get raped because they weren’t careful enough. Women get raped because someone raped them.