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Welcome to Scotland!

— Kincade (Albert Finney)

Submitted by ArkAngel 6 months ago

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A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."

— Sir Arnold Bax

Submitted by antoinette about 2 years ago

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It's ill taking the breeks aff a wild Highlandman.

— Sir Walter Scott

Submitted by robotnic about 2 years ago

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It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Submitted by robotnic about 2 years ago

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There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

— J. M. Barrie

Submitted by robotnic about 2 years ago

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Geeza punna burra furra murra.

— Stanley Baxter

Submitted by laura about 2 years ago

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She's turned the weans against me...

— Limmy

Submitted by laura about 2 years ago

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Zarra marra oanra barra Clarra?

— Stanley Baxter

Submitted by laura about 2 years ago

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It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

— Billy Connolly

Submitted by emmasfabulous about 2 years ago

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This isn't a skirt! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!

— Groundskeeper Willie

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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I believe that God made me for a purpose. But He also made me fast, and when I run, I feel His pleasure.

— Eric Liddell

Submitted by raphallwright over 2 years ago

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The queen of Scots is this day leichter of a fair son, and I am but a barren stock.

— Elizabeth I

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Scots is English in its underwear. It's difficult to be pretentious in a language like that.

— William McIlvanney

Submitted by bassmin over 2 years ago

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Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Submitted by scosgrove over 2 years ago

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I find it useful to remember, everyone lives by selling something.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Submitted by scosgrove over 2 years ago

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Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Submitted by scosgrove over 2 years ago

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A friend is a gift you give yourself.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Submitted by scosgrove over 2 years ago

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Nae man can tether time or tide.

— Robert Burns

Submitted by scosgrove over 2 years ago

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Off you go, you small boys

— Chic Murray

Submitted by lucyconway over 2 years ago

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Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.

— W.H. Murray

Submitted by mintsauce over 2 years ago

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