1. Welcome to Scotland!

    Kincade (Albert Finney)

    1 love

  2. It's ill taking the breeks aff a wild Highlandman.

    Sir Walter Scott

    1 love

  3. Geeza punna burra furra murra.

    Stanley Baxter

    1 love

  4. She's turned the weans against me...

    Limmy

    1 love

  5. Zarra marra oanra barra Clarra?

    Stanley Baxter

    1 love

  6. This isn't a skirt! It's a kilt! And I'm not a girl!

    Groundskeeper Willie

    1 love

  7. Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.

    Robert Louis Stevenson

    4 loves

  8. Nae man can tether time or tide.

    Robert Burns

    1 love