Sayings Quotes

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

"In your own words." People say that to you all the time. Tell us in your own words. Do you have your own words? I'm using the ones everybody else is using. Next time they tell you to say something in your own words, say, "Nigflot blorny quando floon."

"In your own words." People say that to you all the time. Tell us in your own words. Do you have your own words? I'm using the ones everybody else is using. Next time they tell you to say something in your own words, say, "Nigflot blorny quando floon."

More than happy. I bet you say that one. You say to somebody. "Oh, I’d be more than happy to do that." How can you be more than happy? To me it sounds like a dangerous mental condition. We had to put Dave in the mental home. He was ... more than happy.

Honey, don't tell me what to do

The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, who cannot speak, fly about freely.