Sanity Quotes

You are only as SANE as the INSANE person who is controlling you.

I was never really insane, except on occasions where my heart was touched.

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

What passes for sanity is an agreed-on form of insanity....

For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

Every man knows he will die; and nobody believes it. On that paradox stand not only a host of religions but the entity of sane being.

Much madness is divinest sense—
To a discerning eye—
Much sense—the starkest madness—
'Tis the majority
In this, as all, prevail—
Assent—and you are sane—
Demur—you're straightway dangerous—
And handled with a chain.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These f*ckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, "We're going straight to the mouth. That f*cker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.