Republican Quotes

A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. And that makes the whole thing mutual — America sees two John Kerrys.

I'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to make a buck.

Gays want to get married, have children, and go to church. Next they'll be advocating school vouchers, boycotting HBO, and voting Republican.

There is no surer proof of a Republican's mediocrity than the media's respect.

Sam Seaborn: You're going back to Smith College, the cradle of feminism, to argue in opposition to the Equal Rights Ammendment?
Ainsley Hayes: And get some decent pizza, yeah.
Sam Seaborn: They're gonna hate you.
Ainsley Hayes: Sam, I'm a straight Republican from North Carolina. You don't think they hated me the first time around?

You need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

Republicans insist that government can't do anything right and then get elected and prove it.