Relationships Quotes

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

Lina, there is nothing between us. There's NEVER been anything between us. Just air.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Sundance Kid: Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman.
Butch Cassidy: Good hunting.
Sundance Kid: Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

A hard man is good to find.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Q. What should a woman do if a man stands her up? A. If the man is genuinely apologetic, I would let him off with a large bunch of flowers, an expensive present, and a lavish make-up dinner. On the other hand, if he treats it in an offhand manner, he is obviously the kind of person who is not going to knock himself out for you, and you should do it for him.

She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine...

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Diets are like boyfriends - it never really works to go back to them.

When I eventually met Mr Right, I had no idea that his first name was 'Always'.

I think, therefore I'm single.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.