I bet he has all his certificates framed and his ideal night in is sitting in looking at them.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I bet he has all his certificates framed and his ideal night in is sitting in looking at them.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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If I asked you an interesting fact about you: I have a third nipple. You're laughing, I'm not. One or two pages later on: What's the worst lie you've ever told? That I have a third nipple. Is that supposed to make me laugh? Think of a word that applies to that.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I feel like I've just gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. My head is spinning.
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'I'm Stuart Baggs The Brand' what on earth are you talking about? You're a 21-year-old kid. You're not a brand.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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Would you normally address an interviewer who you hadn't met by their first name?
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I am the only candidate in this process that's going to take Lord Sugar out of the recession.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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If I was an apple pie, the apples inside would be orange.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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Some people have set out to get me, and they've succeeded. Karmically, they will be retributed. The universe speaks louder than I do.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I have two ears and one mouth, and I'm going to use them in that ratio.
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How hard is it to stand with a megaphone and shout 'muffins'?
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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