1. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

    Mark Twain

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  2. I'm genuinely and actually a bit like Jesus.

    Russell Brand

    5 loves

  3. It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

    W. C. Fields

    1 love

  4. Poetry's a mere drug, Sir.

    George Farquhar

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