Since the country had absolutely no mineral wealth and the strategic importance of a banana, it was accelerated toward self-government with almost unseemly haste.
Submitted by HarryKey almost 5 years ago
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Submitted by NannyOgg over 6 years ago
She wasn't at all certain about the meaning of the word 'decadent'. She'd dismissed the possibility that it meant 'having many teeth' in the same sense that Nanny Ogg, for example, was unident.
Submitted by NannyOgg almost 7 years ago
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
"That's blasphemy," said the vampire. He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. "That's what people say when the voiceless speak."
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.
Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.