Since the country had absolutely no mineral wealth and the strategic importance of a banana, it was accelerated toward self-government with almost unseemly haste.
— Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Submitted by HarryKey 4 months ago
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In America, anyone can become president. It's one of the risks we take.
Submitted by y3teacher 6 months ago
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It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk or running for office.
Submitted by y3teacher 6 months ago
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Why the need for “But let me be clear” — unless what preceded it most certainly was not too clear?
Submitted by ctwillie 8 months ago
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...you can never know what a man is made of,
His character or powers of intellect,
Until you have seen him tried in rule and office.
A man who holds the reins of government
And does not follow the wisest policies
But let something scare him from saying what
he thinks,
I hold despicable, and always have done.
Nor have i time for anyone who puts
His popularity before his country.
— Creon
Submitted by SpartanLuffy 9 months ago
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We know the future will outlast all of us, but I believe that all of us will live on in the future we make
Submitted by colourblend 9 months ago
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We have learned that it is important to take issues seriously, but never to take ourselves too seriously.
Submitted by colourblend 9 months ago
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Puerto Rico will be the first half-and-half banana republic state incorporated that will secede from the union. Then will come Liberty Island, then Mississippi Burning, Texas BBQ, Kentucky Fried Chicken—all of them—New York Yankees, Jersey Devils—you name it—will want to break apart—and demand a separation—a divorce. Things will not go well for the banana republic when the shackles and chains of democracy break loose and unleash the dogs of war.
Submitted by RamonaQ 9 months ago
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Banks are the temples of America. This is a holy war. Our economy is our religion.
Submitted by RamonaQ 9 months ago
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If any other politician anywhere in the world was stuck on a zipwire, it would be a disaster. For Boris, it's an absolute triumph.
Submitted by ArkAngel 10 months ago
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A man who sets his face against every sort of humbug is simply a three-cornered, impracticable fellow. There's a bad sort of humbug, but there is also a good style - one that oils the wheels and makes progress possible. If you are to rule men, you must rule them through their own ideas... There is no action possible without a little acting.
Submitted by dannyzee over 1 year ago
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Just because I choose to act unethically, does not mean that I don't know what the right way is
Submitted by Crzybo over 1 year ago
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