When they talk about taxes it’s always for teachers, firemen, and police — but when they spend your taxes, it always seems to go to some guy in a leather chair downtown you never heard of.
Submitted by PatrickWA over 1 year ago
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This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
Will: [after Jay has let off the emergency flare] Why the f*ck did you do that?
Jay: To get the sea police out!
Will: And say what? "Help, we've caught a fish?"? We're already in the harbour, What are they gonna do - tow us four feet closer to the shore?
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
Part man. Part machine. All cop. The future of law enforcement.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
Few situations are improved by the presence of a policeman, and many are made much worse.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 3 years ago