Scenario 10 years from now, standard Phy A level discussion:
Receptionist: Dr. Perelberg will see you now
Dr. McSherrey (patient): *jumps out of window*
Submitted by Noral 11 months ago
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Reality is simply the unfolding of mathematical equations.
Submitted by colbyramsay about 2 years ago
Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes, I assure you, that in none of them, am I dancing.
Submitted by Zaoth about 2 years ago
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Submitted by roderickordonez about 2 years ago
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Submitted by BambooCurtain over 2 years ago
Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot live in the cradle forever.
Submitted by js535 over 2 years ago
In the words of Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a place to rest it or I will kill one hostage every hour.
Submitted by Rodreegez over 2 years ago
[of quantum mechanics] Anybody who is not shocked by this subject has failed to understand it.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum.
I shall use the phrase ‘time's arrow’ to express this one-way property of time which has no analogue in space.
We do not argue with the critic who urges that the stars are not hot enough for this process; we tell him to go and find a hotter place.
If you can’t explain your physics to a barmaid, it is probably not very good physics.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 3 years ago
Penny, I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
Submitted by Rodreegez almost 3 years ago