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I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking.

— Patrick Bateman

Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 2 years ago

1 love
1. american
2. bateman
3. brent
4. easton
5. ellis
6. patrick
7. psycho
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Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you f*cking stupid b*stard!

— Patrick Bateman

Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 2 years ago

1 love
1. american
2. patrick
3. bateman
4. psycho
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Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

13 loves
1. awesome
2. legendary
3. sick
4. awesome
5. harris
6. how
7. i
8. met
9. mother
10. neil
11. patrick
12. tv
13. your
14. nph
15. harris
16. how
17. i
18. met
19. mother
20. neil
21. nph
22. patrick
23. tv
24. your
25. comedy
26. funny
27. humour
28. sitcom
29. comedy
30. funny
31. humour
32. sitcom
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Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

13 loves
1. awesome
2. legendary
3. sick
4. awesome
5. harris
6. how
7. i
8. met
9. mother
10. neil
11. patrick
12. tv
13. your
14. nph
15. harris
16. how
17. i
18. met
19. mother
20. neil
21. nph
22. patrick
23. tv
24. your
25. comedy
26. funny
27. humour
28. sitcom
29. comedy
30. funny
31. humour
32. sitcom
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Make it so.

— Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Submitted by TaxidermyMouse almost 3 years ago

3 loves
1. sci-fi
2. star
3. trek
4. patrick
5. stewart
6. tv
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