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I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.

— GLaDOS

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Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

— GLaDOS

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I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk but fella, I’ll take it!

— Sue Sylvester

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He will be looked upon by posterity as a brave bad man.

— Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon

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He had a head to contrive, a tongue to persuade, and a hand to execute any mischief.

— Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon

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[Of Clement Attlee] A sheep in sheep's clothing.

— Winston Churchill

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Jellicoe was the only man on either side who could lose the war in an afternoon.

— Winston Churchill

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

— Winston Churchill

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To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

— Winston Churchill

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Naval tradition? Monstrous. Nothing but rum, sodomy, prayers, and the lash.

— Winston Churchill

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[On Los Angeles] A big hard-boiled city with no more personality than a paper cup.

— Raymond Chandler

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I am not yet young enough to know everything.

— Oscar Wilde

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Excuse my dust.

— Dorothy Parker

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[Mr. Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

— Dorothy Parker

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After being turned down by numerous publishers, he had decided to write for posterity.

— George Ade

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You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got style...

— J. K. Rowling

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

— Oscar Wilde

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Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

— William Goldman

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I caught you a delicious bass.

— Napoleon Dynamite

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