Nudity Quotes

The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.