Musicals Quotes

You promised that you'd forget me not,
But you forgot
To remember.

Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.

Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you.

I chose, and my world was shaken
So what?
The choice may have been mistaken
The choosing was not
You have to move on.

Leo Bloom: Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max Bialystock: Assume away.

Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it. Flaunt it!

Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool!

Penny Pingleton: Oh, no!
Tracy Turnblad: What?
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
Penny Pingleton: You are so tough.

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love...

Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.

If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'.

Lina, there is nothing between us. There's NEVER been anything between us. Just air.

You mean it's gonna say up on the screen that I don't talk and sing for myself?...They can't do that!...They can't make a fool out of Lina Lamont. They can't make a laughingstock out of Lina Lamont. What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than--than--than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

Kurt: I'm Kurt. I'm eleven. I'm incorrigible.
Maria: Congratulations.
Kurt: What's "incorrigible"?

Maria: Kurt, how are you?
Kurt: Hungry.

Sure [Fred Astaire] was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards and in high heels.

I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.