1. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

    Yoda

    39 loves

  2. Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

    Woody Allen

    17 loves

  3. Never judge a book by its movie.

    J. W. Egan

    16 loves

  4. Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes

    Bruce Nolan

    15 loves

  5. If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

    Noah Calhoun

    14 loves

  6. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

    Leslie Nielsen

    13 loves