Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live.
Submitted by MarisaO2 over 1 year ago
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live.
Submitted by MarisaO2 over 1 year ago
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The boss isn't always right... but, he is the boss.
— Rudolf Abel (portrayed by Mark Rylance)
Submitted by BigG over 1 year ago
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Our life is like a movie directed by God which has no beginning and ending, just interval in which we have to play our whole role.
Submitted by Vikrant about 4 years ago
2 loves
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
— Unknown
Submitted by andy46 over 4 years ago
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John Kinsella: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: It's Iowa.
John Kinsella: Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven.
[starts to walk away]
Ray Kinsella: Is there a heaven?
John Kinsella: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.
[Ray looks around, seeing his wife playing with their daughter on the porch]
Ray Kinsella: Maybe this is heaven.
Submitted by andy46 over 4 years ago
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Bodyguard: Did ya get the license number?
Rocky: Of what?
Bodyguard: The truck that run over your face
Submitted by andy46 over 4 years ago
2 loves
Adrian: It's Thanksgiving.
Rocky: Yea, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday
Submitted by andy46 over 4 years ago
2 loves
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you 'man'.
Dennis: Well you could say 'Dennis'.
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
Submitted by Johnbro95 over 4 years ago
3 loves
I'm a mog, half dog, half man... I'm my own best friend!
— Barf
Submitted by Johnbro95 over 4 years ago
2 loves
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
— Jay
Submitted by Johnbro95 over 4 years ago
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Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!
— Loki
Submitted by Johnbro95 over 4 years ago
1 love
A wise man learns more from his enemies, than a fool from his friends.
Submitted by Noral over 4 years ago
6 loves
He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.
Submitted by Quartor almost 5 years ago
1 love
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Submitted by Quartor almost 5 years ago
1 love
Everybody loses the thing that made them. It’s even how it’s supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen. They don’t run.
Submitted by edollmeyer over 5 years ago
2 loves