‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Submitted by laura over 1 year ago
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Submitted by roderickordonez about 2 years ago
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Submitted by roderickordonez about 2 years ago
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Submitted by roderickordonez about 2 years ago
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Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
Submitted by hjneuhaus over 2 years ago
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Submitted by SkipK over 2 years ago
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Everybody quotes me as saying that kissing Marilyn was like kissing Hitler. I never said that. I said kissing Marilyn was like f*cking her...
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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