‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Submitted by laura over 1 year ago
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
Submitted by hjneuhaus over 2 years ago
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Submitted by SkipK over 2 years ago
Everybody quotes me as saying that kissing Marilyn was like kissing Hitler. I never said that. I said kissing Marilyn was like f*cking her...
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago