Where the cash goes, the pussy follows.
Submitted by Thibaut about 2 years ago
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Nathan: Are you asking me out on a date?
Simon: No... I meant all of us.
Nathan: Did you? ... I am not your whore!
1: What the hell are you doing?!
2: It's, just....Pure mindless vandalism!
1: What is the matter with you!? Are you mentally defictant?!
2: If i was mentally defictant, i would have missed. Check that out .. *points to car* .. Bullseye.
Kelly: What am I looking at?
Nathan: Cock. Anus. Bit of ball sack..
Kelly: Err, whats that?
Nathan: That's ball sack! Its from a low angle.. jesus.
Submitted by Momentum over 2 years ago
Simon: Its going to be ok, you have to do somthing, theres petrol in that can, noone can know its me. Promise me you wont tell him. PROMISE ME!
Alisha: I cant do it, I love you.
Simon: I’ll still be here
Alisha: Noo, i dont love him, i love you.
Simon: Its you falling in love with him that makes him become me. Its all coming together.
Alisha: No…Dont…Simon. *cries* F**k! oh god!
Alisha: Does something bad happen to us? Am i going to die?
Simon: I’m not going to let that happen!
Simon: Why are you being so nice to me?
Alisha: I can be nice. Sometimes. Look, if I’ve ever been a bitch to you... I’m sorry.
Simon: I’ve never thought you were a bitch. Sometimes I think it’s difficult for beautiful girls. People don’t see past their looks.
Kelly: What about your friends? [Looking at Simon.]
Nathan: I believe that is generally referred to as a paedophile ring.
Simon: I'm not a paedophile.
Nathan: Yeah you'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.
Simon: I don't even like cheese.
Nathan: That makes it even worse, you sick bastard!
I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.
That's right Dad walk away with your tiny little legs you f*cking midget!
There is a difference between us! I'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.
We're like the Mitchell brothers, except we're not bald, ugly and shit!
Nathan: Why was he in the boot of your car?
Jamie: Because he's a twat!
I've died twice in the last two weeks... anyway who are you calling bouffant?
I haven't got a brother, I'm the classic example of an only child!