Men Quotes

no matter how many tortillas I eat I still want steak

Real men, my pops always told me, real men stick to their principles.

My aunt once said the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness.

O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
Allow not nature more than nature needs,
Man's life's as cheap as beast's

Men don't take the time to end things. They ignore you, until you insist on a declaration of hate.

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.... which can make love stink like Uranus

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

It's not my job to make you a better man and I don't give a s**t if I've made you a better man. It's not a f**king woman's job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some f**king man can evolve.

I require only three things of a man: He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Behind every successful man there stands an astonished woman.

A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Women are the twin halves of men.

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

One can, to an almost laughable degree, infer what a man's wife is like from his opinions about women in general.

It is a hard thing for a woman to stand against the flattering ways of a man, when he is bent upon pleasing her.