Matthew Quotes

No you didn't get me, it's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!

Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's... That's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!

Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm IS going to get you.

Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.

You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.

I've thought about that, I really have, but tell me this... who's going to eat the ricicles?