Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn’t one occasion where people celebrate you … Hallmark doesn’t make a ‘congratulations, you didn’t marry the wrong guy’ card
Submitted by thestephb 11 months ago
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When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.
Submitted by shackles87 over 1 year ago
There ought to be a law against any man who doesn't want to marry Myrna Loy.
Submitted by johnmangino over 2 years ago
“I would feel sorry for any guy that marries you.”
Submitted by RavenMoePho12th over 2 years ago
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 3 years ago