Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage' Y’know? Mine’s gonna say 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive'.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura almost 7 years ago
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Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
I won't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way that I am.
Submitted by ashaj over 7 years ago
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Submitted by lastcall over 7 years ago