La Quotes

Forgetting never really made sense to me.

LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; New York gets god-awful cold in the winter but there's a feeling of wacky comradeship somewhere in some streets. LA is a jungle.

Can we all get along?

Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. There are jobs aplenty, and land is cheap...You can have all this, and who knows... you could even be discovered, become a movie star... or at least see one. Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth." Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway.

If a tidal wave hits LA, just grab a fake boob for safety.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

People cut themselves off from their ties of the old life when they come to Los Angeles. They are looking for a place where they can be free, where they can do things they couldn't do anywhere else.

In Los Angeles, by the time you're 35, you're older than most of the buildings.

Los Angeles is 72 suburbs in search of a city.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

Los Angeles is just New York lying down.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic - but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles.