Kids Quotes

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Being able to be with small children teaches us how to deal with adults who act like babies.

Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.

even through all the years, i still get butterflies, my breath gets short and my heart beats like crazy. even through all the years my love feels so young...just like we're still kids.

I miss my kids a lot. Probably shouldn't have rented them out like that.

Kids don't know about bestsellers. They go for what they enjoy. They aren't star-chasers and they don't suck up. It's why I like them.

I don't like kids. I'm only comfortable with people I can get drunk with.

I think you have to decide whether achievement is the route to self-esteem or whether self-esteem is the route to achievement. I think you guys think self-esteem is the route to achievement, and I think you're wrong.

I had no idea they were announcing today. I swear! I was totally taken by surprise. I just dropped the kids off at carpool. I was about five minutes from the school with a car full of kids. With so many kids, I didn’t even realize it was today. I’m glad I forgot about it. It’s made it all the more — I don’t know, just sweet and poignant and unexpected, you know?

Four nominations and four kids. I am damn proud!

Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.