If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Submitted by ron about 5 years ago
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Being able to be with small children teaches us how to deal with adults who act like babies.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent over 3 years ago
Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
Submitted by janvt over 4 years ago
I miss my kids a lot. Probably shouldn't have rented them out like that.
Submitted by paulfedory about 5 years ago
I think you have to decide whether achievement is the route to self-esteem or whether self-esteem is the route to achievement. I think you guys think self-esteem is the route to achievement, and I think you're wrong.
Submitted by febian over 4 years ago
Kids don't know about bestsellers. They go for what they enjoy. They aren't star-chasers and they don't suck up. It's why I like them.
Submitted by ArkAngel over 3 years ago
I don't like kids. I'm only comfortable with people I can get drunk with.
Submitted by mintsauce almost 5 years ago
Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Submitted by mintsauce almost 4 years ago
I had no idea they were announcing today. I swear! I was totally taken by surprise. I just dropped the kids off at carpool. I was about five minutes from the school with a car full of kids. With so many kids, I didn’t even realize it was today. I’m glad I forgot about it. It’s made it all the more — I don’t know, just sweet and poignant and unexpected, you know?
Submitted by amaguire over 4 years ago
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
Submitted by aazheng over 3 years ago
I wasn't allowed to have Hungry Hippos because I would eat the balls...I was that kid.
Submitted by elliotdm about 2 years ago