It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humour.
Submitted by laura about 2 years ago
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humour.
Submitted by laura about 2 years ago
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Submitted by laura about 2 years ago
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Submitted by amaguire about 2 years ago
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Jokes are like hands and feet for a painter. They may not be what you want to end up doing but you have to master them in the meanwhile.
Submitted by laura about 2 years ago
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I went whale watching once. It was a lot like watching people on a boat become disappointed
Submitted by gordzilla over 2 years ago
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I hate ethnic slurs. I prefer my racism a bit more articulate.
Submitted by elrob almost 3 years ago
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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