Joey Quotes

Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.

No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.

Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

So I'm gonna get on this spaceship and go to blangon 7 in search of alternative energy fuels. And when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great, great great grandaughter to look me up. Cause Adrian, baby, I'm gonna wanna meet her.

Paper! Snow!... A GHOST!

We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.

Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!

What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

Rachel: "Joey? Do you think that maybe on some level... you don't want to take off my bra?"
Joey: "Nooooo, I don't have another level!!"

It's all a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo