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  1. We covered "Hey Jude." My father panicked, misunderstanding the lyrics and thinking our lead singer was belting out "Hey, Jew" to a roomful of Holocaust survivors.

    — Ben Stiller

    Submitted by robotnic about 1 year ago

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    1. comedy
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    3. jews
    4. ben stiller
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  2. [On being called a self-hating Jew] Hey, I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish.

    — Woody Allen

    Submitted by robotnic about 1 year ago

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    1. film
    2. funny
    3. jews
    4. movies
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  3. Why do I live in Israel? Because Israel lives in me, as it lives in all Jews. It is who we are. And those of us lucky enough to recognize this truth and embrace it in all its fullness and depth are the luckiest Jews in the world.

    — Caroline Glick

    Submitted by quotedude over 1 year ago

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    2. israel
    3. caroline glick
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  4. The chicken symbolises the pleasure that Jewish men take in having a team of women to cook it for them.

    — Howard Jacobson

    Submitted by ArkAngel over 1 year ago

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    1. eating
    2. food
    3. women
    4. chicken
    5. jewish
    6. jews
    7. symbols
    8. pleasure
    9. cook
    10. poultry
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