Jeff Quotes

The Dude: You brought the f*ckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f*cking beer. He's not taking your f*cking turn, Dude.

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

I've got the key to the gates of paradise..... but I've got too many legs!

'It's not true! I never use my tongue on people. It's just for stamps and emergencies!'