James Bond Quotes

Honey Ryder: Have you any idea what they’ll do with us?
James Bond: No idea. No door handles or windows, either.
Honey Ryder: It’s a prison, then.
James Bond: Mink-lined, with first-class service.

James Bond: Good evening, sir.
M: It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?
James Bond: Never on the firm’s time, sir.

Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I’m a very nervous passenger.

Dr. No: One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
James Bond: As a matter of fact, I was.

Those who deserve to die, die the death they deserve.

Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs!

Draco: My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation.
Bond: There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.

I think they were on their way to a funeral.

Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.

Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.

Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.
Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?

The name’s Bond. James Bond.

Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond: From here?

Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry.

Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull ’round here. I hope we’re going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!
James Bond: I certainly hope so too.

Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
James Bond: I don’t know, I’ve never lost.

Felix Leiter: I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?
James Bond: Alimentary, Dr. Leiter…