Internet Quotes

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

I find it really strange how, when first envisaged, the internet would be this great forum for scientists and the intelligentsia but it’s turned out to be a place for the hopeless dregs of society to write comments about things they know nothing about.

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.

If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.

How would we know it's Web 2.0 if the corners are square?

The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.

"Waiting for IE 6 to render" is the new "Waiting for tests to finish" is the new "Waiting for the compiler to finish". #molasses

The internet. Can we trust in that? Of course not. Give it six months and we'll probably discover Google's sewn together by orphans in sweatshops. Or that Wi-Fi does something horrible to your brain, like eating your fondest memories and replacing them with drawings of cross-eyed bats and a strong smell of puke.

[The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form — www — takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

Prior to the Internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people sat down and talked together was the table.

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.