Insult Quotes

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts; for support rather than illumination.

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.

You're not popular.Your vagina is!

Is handing out "F**K YOUS" all day!!!!! Who wants theirs first?

Karma - the joy of watching someone get what they deserve

You're so miserable in your life that you can't make friends unless there is some level of drama on your part! People don't like you, they just tolerate you!

you think Im bad - wait till karma finds you!

I hope, for your sake, the flames from the bridges you've burned light the way down the lonely path you call life.

Paul: Just making an observation.
Nic: Yeah? Well I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!

[On Henry James:] A little emasculated mass of inanity

[On Henry James:] A little emasculated mass of inanity

In Paragon we met Mrs Foley & Mrs Dowdeswell with her yellow shawl airing out—& at the bottom of Kinsdown Hill we met a Gentleman in a Buggy, who on minute examination turned out to be Dr Hall—& Dr Hall in such very deep mourning that either his Mother, his Wife, or himself must be dead.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Jane Austen? Why I go so far as to say that any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book

I like the fact that we're from a place where being called a rock star is an insult.

May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.

He was a cock who thought the sun had come up to hear him crow.

At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.