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I am not going to give you my opinion of that jerk.

— Michael Travis

Submitted by WaterfrontAgent about 1 year ago

3 loves
1. asshole
2. funny
3. idiot
4. jerk
5. opinion
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I will not give you my opinion of that asshole.

— Michael Travis

Submitted by WaterfrontAgent about 1 year ago

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1. asshole
2. funny
3. idiot
4. opinion
5. relationship
6. stupid
7. jerk
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Do some work Joe or this will be the crime investigation unit.

— Angie Maguire

Submitted by joehullait over 2 years ago

2 loves
1. foresight
2. lacking
3. idiot
4. workshy
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

— Anonymous

Submitted by chrisoul over 2 years ago

3 loves
1. idiot
2. argue
3. arguing
4. arguement
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I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

— Emo Philips

Submitted by UnexpectedRain over 2 years ago

2 loves
1. attributed
2. comedian
3. idiot
4. joke
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Altair shook violently as Laura’s would-be kidnappers looked at each other when they heard her screaming and yelling about “Useless. Stupid. Idiot. Mechanic. Die. Suffocate!”

— Laura Jesson

Submitted by RavenMoePho12th over 2 years ago

1 love
1. humor
2. idiot
3. mechanic
4. stupid
5. useless
6. yelling
7. die
8. suffocate
9. screaming
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The iPod will never take off

— Sir Alan Sugar

Submitted by lodge28 over 2 years ago

3 loves
1. idiot
2. sugar
3. irony
4. ipod
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Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.

— Anton Chekhov

Submitted by ulrike almost 3 years ago

4 loves
1. idiot
2. life
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In a world of idiots, the smart guy is the loser.

— Ricky Gervais

Submitted by ArkAngel almost 3 years ago

5 loves
1. idiot
2. smart
3. loser
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