You guys are going to have to find a way to come together or we're going to get our butts kicked from here until Tuesday finds a saddleback full of buckwheat.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football; I love scarves.
I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk but fella, I’ll take it!
And the glee club together with the football team was like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
I'm sort of my own Mafia, you know, breaking my own knees.
Submitted by GrimGrin over 2 years ago
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
This being this kind of a night, this would be a good night to announce my retirement ... but I'm not bloody going to.
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
I helped him off the toilet and popped his teeth in.
I think it's great to be funny, but it's better if you can do it without hurting people.
I don't know if an actress can do her best work, until I've slept with her.