1. Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

    Lewis Carroll

    1 love

  2. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

    Erma Bombeck

    1 love

  3. Wit is cultured insolence.

    Aristotle

    1 love

  4. As a man, I'm not a tall one

    Dave Hibberd

    1 love

  5. Shouldn't Captain Crunch be a Colonel By Now?

    Not sure

    3 loves

  6. Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor!

    Philip J. Fry

    4 loves